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endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

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lizzyisfalling:

sixpenceee:

Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly. 

Oh my god it’s so true! My brother and I used to play that game before bed. … I didn’t sleep much as a child

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imsodunwithyou:

I love complimenting people and seeing their faces light up.

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sassyandpunk:

have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough

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michaelgclifford:

5sos have rly lost a lot of their accents like it used to be that you’d have to replay michael and luke talking a couple times then calum maybe 3-5 times and ignore the fact that there was a dingo in the band but now it’s like ah yes i understand u and when did u get that hot drummer

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Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
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fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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i just need to get my shit together
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I touch you knowing we weren’t born tomorrow,
and somehow, each of us will help the other live,
and somewhere, each of us must help the other die.