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Tina Fey: You know, when the producers of this event first called us, last night, I said, “It’s three in the morning! Who died?” And they explained that everything was fine, it’s just that they were planning a comedy event, and no women had agreed to show up. So I said, “What award is Jerry Lewis getting?” And they said, “No, no, it’s not Jerry Lewis. It’s Don Rickles.” So I said, “Oh, Don Rickles is the best. Amy and I would love to come to your event.” And they said, “Wait, how are we calling you and Amy in the same bed?” [I said] “Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t concern you.”
Amy Poehler: So here we are, because they thought it was important for Don to be honored by at least one woman, which, apparently, is what we count as.
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i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks


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*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

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this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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barely passing a class like


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my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

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